A BUTT!? A BUTT!? NOOO!!!
/Can only imagine himself with an ass face/
BUT WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE!? I CAN’T TELL! THIS MIRROR DOESN’T WOOOOORK!
/In reality, he’s just too small for the mirror/
—-!!!!!!

/Toddles off to go find more people in his address book/
/Stares at his address book, having only met one person from it/
… No one is either home or answering me…
/Sighs and tosses it a few feet away/
FF keeps crashing. No one is helping me with a link for euroision. Aaaaand I’m bored. Alrighty. I’m gonna go fix shit.
I seriously love Greece’s, ok? As for people watching it… Is there a link I can use that you all trust?
eurovision, you try valiantly every year, but just remember NO ONE will ever be able to beat Ukraine’s 2007 entry
(via tiny-russian)
… Why is no one talking about England? I kinda like their entry. ; - ;
Eveniftheguy’slastnameiskindafunny
(via doucheler)
denko did you get my messages? (´・ω・`)
hey denko what do you think about the new teriyaki burger? (´・ω・`)
denko do you want to go to the flower-viewing with me? (´・ω・`)
denko i came by your house today but i guess you were busy. (´・ω・`)
you don’t have to be afraid denko i’m not a stalker. (´・ω・`)