I suggest you don't try to get to know me.

Who am I? What's going on..? Where am I? Why did the doctors give me this book that has names and numbers?



This is a revamped version of my old London/Oliver Kirkland RP blog. At the moment I'm going to be seriously editing how he acts and talks, so if you see change, that is why.



This blog will be NSFW, and I'm not sugar coating it. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
Asker foxypsycho Asks:
YOU LOOK LIKE... A CUTE BUTT
kings--crossing kings--crossing Said:

A BUTT!? A BUTT!? NOOO!!!

/Can only imagine himself with an ass face/

Asker foxypsycho Asks:
ASDFGHJKL ART YOU CUTIE BUTT
kings--crossing kings--crossing Said:

BUT WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE!? I CAN’T TELL! THIS MIRROR DOESN’T WOOOOORK!

/In reality, he’s just too small for the mirror/

Asker Anonymous Asks:
M!A: Hey! Guess what you are for 48 hours? A mute 5 year old with only one eye! GO MY MINION! BE WEIRD AND ADORABLE!
kings--crossing kings--crossing Said:

—-!!!!!!

/Toddles off to go find more people in his address book/

/Stares at his address book, having only met one person from it/ 

… No one is either home or answering me…

/Sighs and tosses it a few feet away/

FF keeps crashing. No one is helping me with a link for euroision. Aaaaand I’m bored. Alrighty. I’m gonna go fix shit.

I seriously love Greece’s, ok? As for people watching it… Is there a link I can use that you all trust? 

soporcupcakes:

dalekstripper:

eurovision, you try valiantly every year, but just remember NO ONE will ever be able to beat Ukraine’s 2007 entry

(via tiny-russian)

… Why is no one talking about England? I kinda like their entry. ; - ; 

Eveniftheguy’slastnameiskindafunny 

(via doucheler)

minecraft-mobs-in-odd-places:

denko did you get my messages? (´・ω・`)

hey denko what do you think about the new teriyaki burger? (´・ω・`)

denko do you want to go to the flower-viewing with me? (´・ω・`)

denko i came by your house today but i guess you were busy. (´・ω・`)

you don’t have to be afraid denko i’m not a stalker. (´・ω・`)